This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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