why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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