I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
This baby is an asshole
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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