her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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