Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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