It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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