I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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