it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she told me i tasted like america
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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