There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
