told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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