yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
