Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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