1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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