Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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