You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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