better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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