wrigley field is MILF paradise
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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