So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The ass gains better be worth it
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