That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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