Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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