if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He did a backflip because drugs
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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