You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I need moral support for this bender
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
wow bdsm is so cute
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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