I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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