Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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