You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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