How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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