margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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