We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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