we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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