So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
me + whiskey = a bad person
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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