We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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