when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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