You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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