people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Randomize
