we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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