i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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