it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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