U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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