You just made me feel so damn special
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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