if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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