I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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