thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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