Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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