Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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