the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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