I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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