If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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