sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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