i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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