How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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