are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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