i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Two words: nipple clamps
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