people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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