if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
