i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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