It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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