I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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