Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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